Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Lesson learned

Australian Lesson # 3,482:

When eating pizza in the dark while watching a movie on TV, don't assume that the olive-shaped item on your shirt has fallen from the slice you're holding ... it actually may have flown in from another location all together.

Australian Lesson # 3, 483:

Always keep mouthwash handy for accidental beetle chewing incidents.

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